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Oh sniffing eating whore slut, sniffing eating whore slut! Oh King Harkinian, King Harkinian! I must confess, I still believe (still believe), That the King is a massive douchebag! Give me a sign, Phuck me King Harkinian one more time!

Oh sniffing eating whore slut, sniffing eating whore slut! Oh Ganon, Ganon! I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that i like you! And I love what you do. Don't you know that i like you!

Oh sniffing eating whore slut, sniffing eating whore slut! Oh Link, Link! I think I did it again, I made you believe that Ganon eats Belgian waffles, Oh Link! To wank like that is just so typically me. Oh sniffing eating whore slut,  sniffing eating whore slut!

I did it again! I phucked a duck!

Oh sniffing eating whore slut, sniffing eating whore slut! Oh Zelda, Zelda! I think I made you believe that the King is straight. You think that the King is straight.

Oh sniffing eating whore slut,sniffing eating whore slut! I'm not that good! You see my problem is this, I have a massive boner, Wishing I wanked.

Oh sniffing eating whore slut, sniffing eating whore slut! Oh King Harkinian, King Harkinian! Oh Ganon, Ganon! Oh Link, Link! Oh Zelda, Zelda! I must confess, I still believe (still believe), That the King is a massive douchebag! Give me a sign, Phuck me King Harkinian one more time!

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